what do you think all the Buckets are for.. ever heard of a "chamber pot"?

I would find a way back to normality

I would help the Thalmor unmake Mundus by breaking the game disk.

I'll abuse both the Creation Kit and Console commands to achieve Amaranth

You'd be dead after #2....you honestly think that the most powerful leaders of the land will let you hold something over their head and live to tell the tale?

ha ah the madness of MK, as if CHIM wasn't insane enough he had to take it 1 step deeper down the rabbit hole of his insanity....the problem is how would you access a CK or console commands from within the game?

MK was mantled by Todd Howard and the Zenimax board.

Console Commands: Divine Items

Hopefully a real Skyrim is as glitchy as the game itself so I can exploit it.

depends how you go about it. its not like I'd go right up to their front door.

Hmmm... a little woodchopping, some stable work, a little prospecting, and then invent gunpowder... or indoor plumbing... or the telegraph, and then be rich and famous for a living.

gunpowder likely already exists.. i mean the cannons in Redguard or the ones at Sentinel have to be powered by something, right?
as for indoor plumbing, do you mean full running water, or just a system to take the excrimint out of your house? since we had a whole sewer system in the IC in oblivion, its like plumbing exists to some extent...

I think I'd kill my character just for sh!ts and giggles, why not?

Maybe I would see if I could find the sacred heart, somewhere bleeding in the night. Run for the light 'till a shout comes from the wizard and the sky begins to crack and he's looking right at you, quick run along the rainbow before it turns to black, ATTACK! and find the sacred heart.

i'm old.

Hmmm... I've never seen the cannons you are talking about, but it really doesn't matter. If they had working gunpowder an an idea of how to use it, crossbows would likely not be popular. Maybe I'd just have to reinvent a BArrett, so enemies could be popped with a .50 cal from a mile away. Need a scope for that, so there's another invention. to create or improve on. The thing is that the principle is the same. Find something that can be improved on that makes life easier or more entertaining, and wealth will beat a path to your door.

did you play Redguard? one of the ships had cannons on-board, and one of the in-game books refers to them being located at Sentinel

I would build something skyrim has never seen before...A SHOWER! with that, I'd make millions of septims from this never before seen household item!

Then all the nords would smell all lemony fresh with my soap invention!

Making skyrim a cleaner place, one bath at a time

Seriously though, I'd die.

Actually, I never heard of REdguard, other than a race. is it DLC or something?

http://uesp.net/wiki/Redguard:Redguard was a spin-off game featuring "Cyrus the Redguard".. it takes place in the second era, and so far is the only game in "The Elder Scrolls Adventures" spin-off series

Yep, was a decent game with a great story located on the Island of Stros M'Kai fighting against Tiber/Richton and their Dunmer assassin Dram. Too bad it was a financial flop.

yeah, it had an amazing story (which in all honesty, we don't get much in TES), and its really sad that it did not get the respect it deserved..
not to mention, it had a Sload Necromancer in it.. which is awesome in its own right...

Ah, well... Still, I guess it doesn't change my strategy much as far as this thread is concerned. There are plenty of things not around in Skyrim that could be fairly easily created. Life insurance maybe... (acts of Gods, Daedric Lords, and dragons not covered)

Marie Motierre would think me insane and recommend me to a healer in Windhelm, giving me some coins for the passage and a warning to not, under any circumstances, piss her off.

While it was a good game I can see why Bethesda wanted to forget about it because along with Battlespire it almost sank the company.

I would worship molag bal day and night....lol

I would head to lake view manor to ask my dragon born to take me as his apprentice and train me to be bad ass like him. I know his personality( I created him ) so I know he'd say yes. I could live with him there.