if you were alessia ottus , would you keep on writing trash about the towns or a real , comprehensive guide to them ? i LOVE alessia ottus , im literally nutty about her treasured works .. wouldnt it be great if she did "a history of tamriel" or even a biography

now this is what you have to do : write an article for the black horse courier , however you must write about one of the evnts the courier actually records , it can be either a. polite alessia ottus ( id like to talk about the nine divines ) or b . the REAL alessia ottus ( she dosent go to church , i hope she dies!!"

The king ( or whatever you want to call him) is dead

Teror , blood , sacrilige ,. our loyal and faithless leader is dead! murdered brutally by those heathen northerners ( the nords i imagine , or maybe the cats!) his murder wil come to a shock to all of us loyal subjects , but the chancellor ( a bloomin elf no less!) has requested the rigoutous empire remains quite and respectful , as we should.

at the same time the kings three princes ( all rumoured to be from lovers (( see page 6-97)) ) were also killed indifferant locations , had it coming in my opinoun .

the kings life was broad , broad as his widing belly line and his detestable chin , the early years of our lords life was brutal and bloodthirsty as the king went to kill and conqour many innocents , women and children included . the chaotic years of his imprisonment saw his battlemage ( magic is evil , here is a clear case!) jagar tharn assume absoloute power over our glorious empire . the king was to remain tormented in hell for many years , this was clearly divine punishment for his wikicked sins of gluttony andf debachery . a more diruptable man i have never known ( i do , of cource , come from high standing and was on a close-friend relationship with the king)

now the empire is heirless , well , there is a little more air to breath now the vast bulk of our leige had expired , but one does feel the heavt weight of grief weigh upon ones self ( like the kings waistline i imagine)

octato , the elf , has demanded all of us pure-blooded imperials remain vigilant , it is our duty to catch the killers , for who will ? the guard is lazy and corrupt , the lower-class vermin drunken wrecks who waste all the gold on the damnable arena . no , it is up to us pure souls to take the fight to them , for the rigoutous talos will bring glory to our battles!

the king never attended any relgious cermonies , not those whcih were not unoffcial that is , rumours of his true relgion circled for years ,i am of cource abouve such wicked gossip , but for the sake of the people truth , i shall profess some of the rumours i...they...profaned :

" he was a fat oaf! useless of anything but filling his own belly!"

" burn the eleves"

"death to the pagans!!"

" by the nine divines , the king is under assalt!"

remain vigilant children of the empire! may the cats and lizards die in their own filth and the poor be killed by disease!

YEs! Awesome flowerboom! I don't have time to write an article right now, but I will do so if I get inspired to, later!

By the way I think I answered your question in the spoilers section.