If you were an animal... : Othor Games

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:43 pm

~~Manbearpig!~~
~~Spycrab!~~
Seriously though, I would be a housecat. All I would do is just sleep all day and when the sun goes down, I'd go hunting. I would do anything I want to.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:04 am

Id probably be a bird, because they move around alot, and never go in the water.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:11 am

Id probably be a bird, because they move around alot, and never go in the water.

And if you become a waterfowl?

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:57 pm

And if you become a waterfowl?

I'd be screwd. I can't swim and am borderline Hydrophobic

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:57 am

Maybe a red panda, they are the cutest things to ever walk on the planet.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:23 am

Muskrat.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:31 pm

Viruses are not animals, or even living things for that matter. They're more like machines made of protein and nucleic acids.

They are motile, they consume, the hijack and reprogram the cells they attack, they reproduce, and die. I'd say they are indeed living organisms.
I'd also be a deadly virus.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:13 am

Pigs because they have 30 minute long orgisms.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:24 pm

Pigs because they have 30 minute long orgisms.

Yeah enjoy that assuming your not turned into bacon before that.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:17 pm

My furry friends pegged me as a badger.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:25 am

My furry friends pegged me as a badger.

I could see it. Vicious and agressive, badgers are. Good for a worshipper of Khorne.

Now, the footsoldier of Khorne would be a badger. Kharn the Betrayer would be a HONEY badger.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:03 am

A Dragon. You get to fly, fry people and eat them, and you get regular virgin sacrifices too :celebration:

What, a real animal? :meh:

In that case, a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Leopard would be my choice. (Off topic, i hope Khajiit in Skyrim look like an antrophomorphic version of that :cool:

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Ha you're a mac user?

(if not: the current version is called snow leopard). No seriously, good choice!

I would choose to be an eagle: They're very big, fly very high and fast, have very sharp eyes and just look very cool. Jep, that would be it.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:45 am

They are motile, they consume, they hijack and reprogram the cells they attack, they reproduce, and die. I'd say they are indeed living organisms.
I'd also be a deadly virus.

The jury is still out on whether or not they count as life because they do not subscribe to the cell theory. Calling a virus a living thing would almost be akin to calling a prion a living thing.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:43 pm

Ha you're a mac user?

(if not: the current version is called snow leopard). No seriously, good choice!

Nope, i'm on Microsoft's leash. I had heard the MacOS has that name, but that has nothing to do with this.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:12 am

I could see it. Vicious and aggressive, badgers are. Good for a worshipper of Khorne.

Now, the footsoldier of Khorne would be a badger. Kharn the Betrayer would be a HONEY badger.

And Kharn has definitely died multiple times, and yet keeps coming back on his feet, like a honey badger. Looks like someone has a little nurgle in him, as those guys just don't die at all, even when you remove their head! Hey, looks like nurgle cultists are cockroaches

And it's also because I drink really dark beer, and can have quite the temper, and able to shrug off pain. Got the reputation in my fraternity that I don't have pain receptors, but rage receptors in fights.

As for you being a honey badger, I figured you more of an octopus. It may have to do with your avatar, but you're quite the clever bastard.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:26 am

I'd go for house cat too, especially if my folks were giving me decent food.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:19 am

Uh..
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I'm bringing the luuuv monkey style. :kiss:

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:43 pm

I'm pretty sure chimps aren't monkeys, but are actually apes, Umrahel. Way to wrongly categorize your own avatar

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:54 am

I'm pretty sure chimps aren't monkeys, but are actually apes, Umrahel. Way to wrongly categorize your own avatar

Oh shush, details! :slap: I've learned that monkey style does it better with the ladies than ape style. :hehe:

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:44 pm

As for you being a honey badger, I figured you more of an octopus. It may have to do with your avatar, but you're quite the clever bastard.

Octopus works too. Mercurial, capable of changing appearance, incredibly intelligent, water loving. Sure, I'd fit.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:48 pm

If I could choose to be any animal I wanted, I'd probably choose an aligator, anaconda or some other big deadly reptile. They're fantastic swimmers, ferocious animals (this is pretty important so I wouldn't get eaten within a year), alot of the time they'll just chill in the sun an heat up and they're big and strong

Honorable mention goes to siberian tiger, cloud leopard, king eagle (and in general any big bird of prey that isn't hunted by other animals), hippo and howler monkey.

If I was transformed into an animal without my choosing, I'd probably become a labrador or some other form of lazy dog.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:18 am

Octopus works too. Mercurial, capable of changing appearance, incredibly intelligent, water loving. Sure, I'd fit.

You can hang with me. Because, you know, I changed my mind. I would like to be a cuttlefish.
GO TEAM CEPHALOPOD

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:49 am

I'll be a raven I suppose. Or maybe a Radiated Tortoise.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:15 am

You can hang with me. Because, you know, I changed my mind. I would like to be a cuttlefish.
GO TEAM CEPHALOPOD

Good, you can both be my dinner.

I'd probably be some sort of insect or arachnid. Insect motifs have followed me throughout a good portion of my life.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:49 pm

You can hang with me. Because, you know, I changed my mind. I would like to be a cuttlefish.
GO TEAM CEPHALOPOD

http://xkcd.com/520/