My falcon told me. Perception sends signals to the brain, resulting in knowledge. If I kill you, that knowledge is lost to all, unless you have shared it.


Does your mortal avatar happen to be Glarthir by any chance?

No, but he is one of my followers.

If you were a daedric god, what kind of god would you be?

I would be the Daedric Prince of Uncertainty and Confusion

What would be your name?

Matal

What would be your sphere?

The Hedgemaze

What would your realm look like?

It wouldn't actually be a hedgemaze, outside of maybe some cities.. or maybe it would be a hedge maze. Maybe it would be a giant hedgemaze... but nobody likes being lost all the time... I can't decide. It would mostly be a world where the land itself is confusing, "unfinished" mountains everywhere, some plains that immediately cut off into a huge cliff down to the ocean, etc. Things would always be changing too.

What sort of people would you attract?

People who don't know what they want. Or perhaps people who know everything that they want, but don't want to know what they want.

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)

A shape-shifting blob creature would suit me.

What sort of artifacts would you create?

I 'unno, whatever I feel like.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?

I think I'm already involved in everybody's life. Maybe I should be a little less involved... or maybe a little more.

Would you like cheese?

On some days.

Describe your history and actions.

I'd have been one of the Daedra who couldn't decide if I wanted to become an Aedra, and contribute to the mortal realm or not. Eventually on a random chance I decided not to and wandered off to create my own realm. I couldn't decide on anything for a while, but I eventually just laid down something mold-able. Then all of of my realm would shift with whatever I felt like. Some days it would be a snowy wasteland, but I'd decide that was too cold and I'd make it a desert, which would be too dry, so then it would be an ocean, but then there was no land so I'd create one big continent. But then I'd want to have islands so I'd split it apart. But then I'd miss having everything united so I'd build ways for people to travel back and forth. Then I'd see that people felt the world was too small because they could instantly transport themselves everywhere so I'd cut it off but give them a means to communicate. Then I'd wonder what it was like to be a mortal so I'd want to take the shape of one. But then I couldn't decide on what I wanted to look like for ages and finally settled with a random form. Then I couldn't decide on what I'd want to do... and it would continue for a while.

If I were to be summoned, it would be under terms of what I feel like. Some days I may demand a specific object, but if they returned too late I'd have changed my mind. So is the way of Matal. Some days I'd be all lovey-dovey and bestow blessings, and other days I'd be evil and twisted and curse those who dare look at me wrong.

Surely a warrior would know the difference between fact and feeling. To be unaware is to fall, and Goryl will not fall to swords or falcons.

A warrior knows there is no difference between fact and feeling. It is a fact that from war comes pain. Pain is a feeling. And Goryl will fall to swords and falcons, if he is unaware. He may believe he is aware, but is he aware that he is unaware that he is actually unaware? Surely he is unaware of the falcon up above, or the blade behind his back, as eyes can only see forward. If he were to be aware, he would be a psychic. Or, a good warrior, who knows there is no difference between fact and feeling. So I can tell, good sir or madam, that you are no good warrior. None of us are good warriors. None of us are aware of everything.

What is your target? What do you see? And where am I?

That is for you to decide... using your perception.

And there I hide.

And there I reveal myself.

If I were a daedric prince... I guess I'd have to make my way to solsthiem, and bully some Nords and Imperials while I hide out inside Mortrag Glacier with my puppies. :disguise:

We get it Hircine, you're named after an existing god. Get out already :facepalm:

:sadvaultboy:

I saw the opportunity for a bad joke.. It needed to be done...
(This was better than the first)

M'aiq would be the god of lies knowledge! Some of it verified by actual facts!

Name: Lord Emprease, deadric prince of technology, evolution, and biology.
Sphere:Emperia ( A realm/planet with 2 main regions, the Overworld (northern hemisphere), underworld (southern hemisphere)

Realm:Overworld: Lush Jungles (Jurrasic-like)
Underworld: A ice continent, with freezing oceans (Antarctic-like)

The people I attract:People who to change/evolve/ and make a difference. also people who like penguins.

Creatures:Penguins with many forms, demon penguins, dragon penguins, cute-fat-and cuddly penguins/ and ocean penguins

My Deadric artifact:Frozen Star: A ship said to be able to leave the sky (going to space), voyage under and overwater, and house 1000 people.

Interaction with mortals:Little, very mysterious, very involved with the eye of Argonian, do not want mortals to discover technology.

I hate cheese! In fact its banned from my realm, because our only mammals are seals, and they make very akward cheese.

History and Actions: Became a deadric lord by creating methods to survive in Atmora to help the early Falmer, and by creating the first dwemer airship. Then when the first Deadric lords were..Deadric... so did I, and I had my own realm, were I constructed my capital city Emperan, a city underground. When the dwemer were banished they were invited to my realm. Our people created fantastic technological achievements. Our Deadric lords declared many wars on my realm, but our superior tech was to much pwnage for a few Deadra. When Mr. Dagon invaded, even his thirst of destruction could't harm our most powerful defense; cute fat little penguins :angel:
Even more suprising. Molag Bal can't hurt them either.
Azura likes them.
Hermeuse Mora likes to Disect them...which only we can

If you were a daedric god, what kind of god would you be?

I'd be the Archer's God. Of all things related to the Bow and the Arrow.

What would be your name?

Lord Windcutter

What would be your sphere?

Arts, Fletching, Marksmanship through Bow and Arrow.

What would your realm look like?

A great woodland realm where it is Spring in the valley, Fall in the Forest, and Winter in the Mountains, continuously. The trees would once a year give birth to Spriggan like beings that would gather for a glorious hunt. All spirits who took or murdered an unarmed innocent with a bow would be the objects of the hunt. There are no buildings save one...an immense, longhouse. You enter the Archers Hall and find one extremely beautiful and ornate feast table that seemingly goes on forever. There would be targets at either end where the feasters and servers can just enjoy themselves with crazy feats of marksmanship. There would be paintings and tapestries of every song worthy shot ever taken, and the pictures would cycle where the one you passed would change so that they were constantly revolving and changing.

What sort of people would you attract?

Hunters, natural Archers born with the ability, artisans, and heroes of the bow.

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)

My messengers would be an albino Hawk that would swoop down and hit a tree turning into an arrow with an enchanted parchment.

My denizens would be Albinid beautiful Sirens that would lure you with their voices, and harvest you with their arrows. They would be incredibly difficult to kill.

What sort of artifacts would you create?

Lord Windcutter's Quiver. It would generate an inexhaustable supply of enchanted arrows that you would never know which type the next arrow would be. You could pull a shock, flame, ice, poison, glass, ebony, or candycane arrow, without knowing until it was knocked.

Lord Windcutter's Bow of the Proficient. A most beautiful bow with an indestructible bowsting spun from the golden hair of Lady Windcutter herself. There is an inscription on the bow, which reads : "What You Cannot Take With Three, Set Free" The bows riddle and curse is that it will improve your Marksman and Hunting greatly, so long as you adhere to the rule. If you are shooting at game or an adversary and you cannot take it with three arrows, you must set it free. Purely an incentive to become a master shot. Knowing your target, and not just plinking arrows with no regard to the wind, the aftershot, or that which you are taking(as in lives).
When the rule is broken, the arrow would disintergrate and return to Lord Windcutter, to be peppered into another place and a quest to attain it. It, the bow, is the living spirit of Lord and Lady Windcutter's daughter, and it seeks to stay with the person who can truly abide by the bows rules. Come the day when the archer can abide by the rules to their end of days, they gain a place at the head of the tables at the Archers Hall to be added to the Song of the Archer, and with this, release the spirit of their daughter from her bow-bound form.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?

All spirits taken by bow would waft in the smoke of Lord Windcutter's pipe. He would see the multitude of shots of valor, killings of rage, and hunting shots worthy of song. His shrines would be salles, like in fencing. Acolytes would become proficient with the bow and the militia would seek out members of the order to teach their archers. Apples, Arrows, and Feathers would be left at the statue, which is of a simple tunic'd archer with a quiver holding two arrows, and one nocked in the quiver. The base of the statue would be of his kinswoman as her hair formed an never ending Celtic/Nordlike knotwork the likes of the great Yggdrassil, the Cosmic Ash. Those who lost the ones they loved to an ill arrow may pray for an intervention, and those guilty are sent for the hunt.

Would you like cheese?

Of course, a Sharp Cheese called Windcutter Cheese. Best cheese made in Skyrim from Nursing Maids who are near the end of the wean.

Describe your history and actions.

Lord Windcutter was one of the first makers of the bow for the Father of All Things. When he would set the sky full of meteors during the Soltices, he would release the Arrows of the All Father from the bow fashioned by Windcutter, who was allowed to ask the Cosmic Ash to provide him with wood worthy of The All Father. When it came time for the string, The All Father asked his kinswoman, the Lady of All Creation to spin her hair with the dust of the stars themselves into the string. Lord Windcutter worked tirelessly for The Father of All Things, but during the last of the great wars of the Realms, his daughter was found killed in the mortal realms of Nirn when she was following her most curious nature of exploring the universe, for the Song of Songs, against the wishes of her parents. She was in a mortal form and was found with three arrows in her chest, placed there by one who sought to possess her for his own. The Father of All Things stilled his grief by capturing her floating spirit, and between Lady Windcutter and himself, they placed it in the Lord Windcutter's Bow of the Proficient. They still hope in vain that an archer would come along, to follow the rules of the Three so that their daughter can be free to join them in the Hall.

What would be your name?
Lord Turd

What would be your sphere?
Excretion

What would your realm look like?
One giant turd, with seas of diarrhoea.

What sort of people would you attract?
People who like to have turds.

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)
Turdinators.

What sort of artifacts would you create?
The Amulet of Turds, it makes it so that you spend your life on a toilet or whatever it is they use in Tamriel.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?
Well, whenever someone takes a dump, I watch.

Would you like cheese?
No.

Describe your history and actions.
My name is Lord Turd, I have served Tamriel for millenia as the Lord of all things excretery, many people have been to my realm but drowned in my seas, these people, become my sevants. *Generic evil laugh*

My name would be Lord Driftkane. My realm would be like really gothic and have really high towers. My sphere would be that of use of longswords and mercantilism. The people I would like to attract is people of high personality and good mercantile skill. The sort of creatures that I would want to reflect me are demons that would be not disturbing looking demons like people so often portrays them but decent and cool looking demons of black and red. The sort of artifacts I would like to create are amulets of mercantile and swords of high personailty.

If you were a daedric god, what kind of god would you be? Probably a minor one, with fewer followers that some, but not completely ignored.

What would be your name? Ellysium Lainodel

What would be your sphere? nature and creativity

What would your realm look like? Lots of flora of all kinds, including the imagined kind. There would be several different styles of architecture, but mostly flowing and abstract forms with lots of embellishment. Forms would also be changing, nothing would be completely permanent, changing in almost undetectable ways. I don't have the time to explain it in full but here is the short description: The land itself would be mostly mountains, dens forests, hills and lakes. There would be great trees with twisting roots, many different kinds of flowers, floating mushrooms, clouds of petals that float about with no apparent source and completely ignoring gravity. Night or day the stars and galaxies above are always visible and swirl in Technicolor. The waters of the sea and lakes are warm and full of colourful life, the green seas have much to find beneath the waves. The temple city in which Ellysium lives is a great spire of twisting marble and trees, with flora taking over the building.

What sort of people would you attract? Uhmm, all kinds I guess. Mostly artists.

What sort of monsters will reflect you? Sprigins I guess.

What sort of artifacts would you create? A crystal alchemy set which would be used in the creation of potions using the ingredients of Ellysium's realm. Also a sliver and crystal circlet that, when worn by mortals, inspires them to great feats of creativity.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world? Ellysium acts in a more Muse like role.

Would you like cheese? Ellysium enjoys cheese very much, yes.

Describe your history and actions.
Ellysium was an elf, a druid, and generally nothing to grasp the attention of many. She was quiet, socially inept, and passionate about her defense of nature. Through her many travels she eventually came upon a city which was crumbling and its people were needy. She took it upon herself to help these people for reasons which are still unknown, even to her. But eventually she discovered the center of the cities problems, and that was a curse that was bestowed upon them by an evil entity which embodied a plague. Ellysium used her powers to battle the demon, and nearly succeeded, but the demon struck her a mortal blow. As she died, she heard a voice. This voice told her that her power was needed, and so Ellysium was granted a second life as a Daedric god. Ellysium slayed the demon and restored the people to a happy coexistence with the forest around them.
Ellysium then created her realm out of her idea of a paradise. There she chose to defend nature and inspire people to do the same, while unlocking their potential to create.

If you were a daedric god, what kind of god would you be?
A fairly well known one. Not like Dagon, more like Hircine. A decent amount of followers.

What would be your name?
I dunno. Something cool and Daedric which i can't think up at the moment.

What would be your sphere?
Corruption, temptation and illegal activities.

What would your realm look like?
It would twist to form whatever the persons deepest, darkest desires where. A place full of their guiltiest passions, and unlawful yet loved acts.

What sort of people would you attract?
People who have given into their temptations would be attracted as i would help them gain these. These temptations would be usually quite dark and secretive; maybe my followers don't let people know about their true desires, and that reflects my sphere admirably.

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)
Shape-shifters of sorts. Would shift six depending on the sixuality/gender of those who witness them (so if multiple people witness them, they appear in different forms to each person, because we're Daedra and we can do [censored] like that). Whispering dark desires, but carrying deadly concealed poisoned weapons, showing the hidden dangers of temptation. Their special ability would be to obscure a beings judgement and lead it away, transfixed.

What sort of artifacts would you create?
Fickle artefacts. One's which grant pleasure, but at a cost. So, for instance, a ring which can charm any person which you meet, but at the same time drains your health slowly while it is used.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?
Quite heavily. I would appear to tempt away adventurers, nobleman and hero's and to test their resolve by meddling in their matters. Those who surprise me, gain artefacts. Those who fall victim, receive their pleasures, at a price.

Would you like cheese?
My stance on cheese would be ambiguous.

Describe your history and actions.
I would have become fabled in Tamriel, abhorred by most but seeked out by a few. My stance of corruption, temptation and illegality would naturally put my heavily at odds with Jyggy's sphere of order and Peryite's love of neatness and perfection. Power structures and religious institutions would abhor me and organisations like the Temple would talk of me as one of the most evil of Daedra. Obviously that isn't the case; all Daedra are morally ambiguous, as morality is something created by pathetic men and mer in order to understand their world. But it would threaten their laws and regulations. On the other hand, i would be allied with Mephala, the webspinner, and Boethiah, whose sphere is deceit, treason, conspiracy and murder.

What would be your name?
Haedenous

What would be your sphere?
The dead, the ostracized, the lonely and of material wealth

What would your realm look like?
Dark, like a gigantic cave, with viens of gold and silver running along the walls, with a magnificent palace at the end of the cave.

What sort of people would you attract?
The wealthy, those who have been rejected or left out, and necromancers

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)
Atronachs that look like gold statues of humans, but with hideous scars when seen up close.

What sort of artifacts would you create?
An ornate helmet that causes fear when people see it. A jet black dagger that poisons those who feel its sting.

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?
I would give mortals a place to go when they have nowhere left to go, someone to turn to when they have no one else.

Would you like cheese?
No.

i already am a daedric god. i'm freakin sheogorath baby.

If I were a Daedric God
I would be as silly as a goose
I would wear a suit of cod
And a tie that was like a noose

I could fly around and do cool flips
Place curses on folks just for the kicks
And give my followers the coolest tips
Poor mortals all over would envy my tricks

I would be the baddest of the bad
The raddest of the rad
With an ego as large as anybody has ever had
My godlike and awe inspiring name? Brad

On second thought, that sounds kind of sad...

If you were a daedric god, what kind of god would you be?

Mischevous

What would be your name?

Insanity

What would be your sphere?

Moon-sugar and it's by-products

What would your realm look like?

An acidc drug trip.

What sort of people would you attract?

Ka'jiit

What sort of monsters will reflect you? (ex. Hungers=Sheogorath, Dremora=Mehrunes Dagon)

laughing blind pipes that just float around.

What sort of artifacts would you create?

the perfect bong

How much would you involve yourself with the mortal world?

as much as possible

Would you like cheese?

DEFINATLEY

If you were a Daedric god, what kind of god would you be?

Enigmatic, elusive, disturbed, with no summoning day.

What would be your name

Athrexes

What would be your sphere?

Animosity, depravity, desperation, silence and most of all, despair.

What would your realm look like

A nearly absolute, infinite void, with only mists floating around, which take the shape of the worst memories of the lives of those who are walking near them.

What sort of people would you attract
I would not attract anyone except for maybe the most horribly desperate and depraved individuals.

What sort of monsters will reflect you?
Shadows of no distinct form, whom bring terror and despair to those who rarely encounter them.

What sort of artifacts would you create?
A single handmirror, and by looking into it...

How much would you involve yourself in the mortal world?
My only involvement with the mortal world would be the location of my handmirror. He who finds it can use it to curse another to immediate death. Their soul is mine, to wander in a contained portion of my realm, where he is isolated, for time immemorial. However, this curse comes at a great price, for when you are on your deathbed you may discover your soul shares a similar destination...

Would you like cheese?
A good Gruyere goes well with tormenting a soul for eternity.

Describe your history and actions.
My history and actions compose exclusively of trapping mortals in my realm.