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If you could make your character talks, what would his/her quotes be?

Make sure to include in the following:

• Battlecries
• Commenting on your surrounding areas

Note: If you want to share any other dialogue, feel free too.

=-=-=-=Nivan Dalvilu's Quotes=-=-=-=

Battlecries:

• "For Moonshadow!"
• "For House Indoril!"
• "Azura have you!"
• "By Azura! You'll pay for that!"
• "For Morrowind!"

Surrounding Areas:

Solstheim-

• "The ash reminds me of the Red Mountain... I miss home sometimes." [In the Ash-Part]
• "This ash... Very strong and a new creature has been created... Amazing if I do say so myself." [In the Ash-Part]
• "Brr! I can't stand the cold!" [In the Snowy-Part]
• "How can the Thirsk and Skaal live out here?" [In the Snowy-Part]
• "Glad I wasn't born in the cold... I would freeze to death." [In the Snowy-Part

Major Skyrim Cities-

• "Beautiful, isn't it?"
• "Lovely weather... Well... Most of it; I prefer Morrowind's weather."
• "What is that smell? Mead? Ash yams? Wait... Nordic crap."

Minor Skyrim Cities/Settlements-

• "These places are defenseless against dragons... No walls, perfect opportunity for a dragon to take it over."
• "Why can't these places get a wall?"
• "I'm thirsty, where is the local mead hall?"

Wilderness-

• *Singing* "Dum De Dum De Dum"
• "Deer? Elk? Bear? I'm hungry."
• "Bandits may be hidden.. Be careful."

"That's a mighty big hammer freind, what are you going to do with it? knock down a house"

"Got to thinking... maybe I'm dragonborn and just don't know it yet"

"is that... fur growing out of your ears?"

"*said in sleezy voice* Do come back..."

Not skyrim, but based off it

I was betrayed... Exiled from my dragon priests... I shall taste vengeance and bathe in their blood!

"Pick a god and pray!" is a line I think either right before engaging an opponent or killing him outright.

Comes from the new http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC1cjxx9Um0 game.

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/dragonshout

"Well then." - Legion, before or after certain events.

Breton Dragonborn:

=Purchasing Spells=

"I want something that's all crazy-slippery and shiny at first with lots of mist, then it like http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130105063628/aselia/images/a/a7/Absolute_in_Dawn_of_the_New_World.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090713020629/aselia/images/a/a4/Absolute.PNG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLtkHV8F-Bk&feature=youtu.be&t=19m01s and there's like ice shards and snow everywhere."

Faralda:"We don't take requests. Can't you make custom spells on your own?"

"No..."

=Inns=

"What's the absolute limit on how much food can you sell per person?"
"Can I get something with extra pillows for that price?"

(@ Bannered Mare)
"That angry woman in the back just called me fat. I'm about to pound her face in for that, so let me know now if there's furniture I should avoid."

=Taking Quests=

"Is this legal?"

"Will my sense of morality be questioned?"

"Can I get this in writing?"

"All right then! You can count on me!"

=Fights=

"Wolves, werewolves, bears, werebears, sabre cats, vampires, and sometimes even dragons--they all find me delicious. Damn it."

"Oh gods what is that thing? Kill it!"

"Eyugh! Look at the teeth on it."

"Look at this trashy tramp. Put some clothes on or wax that junk, your patchy chest hair is revolting!"

=Wilderness=
"It's nice out here. I wish I could keep a house in this spot."
"You know, I heard that a famous Dunmer queen visited this spot."
"Do you ever wonder what causes the auroras? Eh, wah? Oh, 'aurorae.'"
"At least the fur keeps me nice and toasty. Kinda weird when the rest of this armor is slabs of ice."

every time my character saw Frea or Serana he would say: Giggity.

I see what you did there, lol.

A peticular Altmer character of mine, would say, "You see, what happened was.....", everytime he got caught with some Nord's wife.

I used to be an adven- *gets shot down by the whole forum*

Ahh!

- My character, when hit.

It's ok if you got married bro. We, not I, feel your pain, lmao.

-Wounded

ahhh... thats my knee, ....[censored].... ahhhh....my knee..... why didn't you aim for my head [censored]?.... my knee

(inspired by "just a pokemon battle" from egoraptor)

Guard: You must be one of those wizards! From the College, in Winterhold!

Me: Yeah, as if like the robes, the staff on my back and the two perma bound atronachs weren't enough of a clue...

Casara's quotes

In an inn

Mead. Meaaaaad. MEAAAAAD. MEEAAAAAAAAAADDDD!

Could someone get that damn bard to SHUT UP!

Give me all of the apples you've got.

Exploring

Oooo, a Sabre Cat! It's killing an elk! Nature is beautiful.

Skyrim truly is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.

By the Eight, too many crabs. TOO. MANY. CRABS.

This man looks like he has a large purse, I better go rob him.

All of the trees, and animals here... It's serene...

H-h-how d-do the N-n-nords s-survive this c-c-cold.

Combat

I will destroy you!

Hah! Blocked easily!

HUHGH!

I will not be killed by a petty bandit!

There are too many damn wolves in Skyrim.

I didn't want any trouble you twit!

Cities

I'll just take that, and that, and that diamond looks nice too.

Hello, my friend.

Vipir, tell me again about that story of how you stupidly forgot your own horse.

Too many bloody guards out... I'll come back for that necklace later...

Here's a gold piece. Don't waste it on mead. Get the ale. The mead in Riften could kill a bear, but don't tell Maven that...

Accepting Tasks

Alright I'll do it, for a price.

I'm not going to kill your enemy, I'm not an assassin.

There had better be some gold waiting for me after I'm done with this.

I'm not going to help a rich slob such as yourself get richer and fatter. Do your own work.

Since you're a friend, I'll do this for free.

When Caught Stealing

Oh ****

Well, this is certainly interesting

You bloody guards can't catch me! AHAHAHAHAH!

Tell you what, I'll give you 50 gold, and you keep your mouth shut?

Damn.

Victory or Sovngarde!!! Oh wait... I'm an argonian. -Argonian.

May your road lead you to cold snow. - Khajiit.

Talos is the TRUE Gawd of maaan. -Thalmor agent on skooma.

That's the best quote so far!