What was the cruelest/most savage murder you ever committed in Skyrim and/or Oblivion?

In Oblivion, mine was Alessia Ottus. I'm not counting the maid in the bedroom of Battlehorn Castle (she was dreadful) becauss you can't truly kill her. After reading the guidebooks of Oblivion, I was angry with Alessia Ottus. Since I can't give her a bad review on Amazon, can't bash her on Goodreads, and can't unleash a pack of angry raccoons in her house, I had to do the next best thing: murder.

Now, she had dissed Bravil. That didn't get me too angry, as there was a lot to insult. Then she insulted Khajiits and Elves. Anger level rose. She insulted Mages, Thieves, and Assassins. Murder was brewing.

I found out that she had a nice little home in the Temple District. Upon breaking into her house on the first night of my plan, I noticed she had a daughter and a husband. Much to work with. I reverse pickpocketed a zero weight hood onto her daughter while she slept, a hood with a fire damage enchantment. She equipped it the next morning, and died. I took the hood back. Mage's revenge, check. The next night, I broke into her house, and stole everything I could carry. Then, I dropped it all on the floor, equipped my 100% chameleon clothes, and fired a spell at the items. This woke the couple up. While the husband was investigating, I killed him with some elven daggers. Elves' revenge, check. Thieves Revenge, check. The third night would be the prime of the kill. While she was asleep, I took of all chameleon, for this would be a personal kill, and she should see me. I took all of my weapons off, and woke her up with an unarmed attack. She started calling the guards. I used the Staff of Worms to reanimate her husband, and since she was hostile, he attacked her. Once her health was low enough, I healed her and killed the reanimated husband. Then, I kept attacking her and healing her. Finally, I used a special spell I made, and Soul Trapped and Shocked her at the same time. I took the Black Soul Gem she was trapped inside, and threw it into the Bravil Canol.

Now I want to hear some Skyrim murders.

I once killed the imperial and the storcloak nords in Sovngarde. No afterlife for them. I guess that's how draugr are born.

/end thread.

I once killed Ulfric and Galmar.

Narfi. Always felt bad about that one.

Killing Grelod the Kind. Such a nice lady indeed.

Brilliant! A thread for us creative sadists. Love it!

Hmmm. I once had an Orc who murdered a girls parents and adopted her. I made sure to decapitate them. I did that twice, I adopted both girls and had them live with me in Morthal. I was pretty proud of myself. It filled me with great pleasure to know that when my children smiled at me, I knew in the back of my mind that I had slaughtered their parents!

I have more, I'll post them later if they come to me. Oh, I almost forgot.... EVUUHHHHHHHHLLLLLLL!!!

I once ran into an old Orc with a death wish. He wanted me to kill, but I told the old bugger I don't want too. Then when he turned around to walk away I changed my mind and sliced his throat with a dull dagger. Got a nice killcam from it as well.

Haha! So he died, but he didn't get the good death he desired to please Malacath with. Well done my sadist friend!

I killed the old orc but I didn't let his soul rest in oblivion.

Instead his soul rest in a dagger named "Goodeath" that I put in the soul cairn.

Is that evil?

I'd say so. Not very fun wandering alone for all eternity is it? Well done!

I killed Nazeem and ate his liver with fava beans and mead. *slurps*

Agreed, can't top that one.

Killing Nazeem shouldn't be a crime.

You are doing the world a favor and should be hailed a hero!

Yay! Now his soul not only rests in the soul cairn but he gets his own dagger back!

Yeah, that's pretty dark. Sending them to hug Sithis in the void. -shivers-

Reminds me of the Night Mother. The tale of how the Night Mother and Sithis became acquainted is chilling...

One of Altmer characters murdered Harrald just so she could obtain his Scaled Horn Armour.

She snuck up on him and broke his neck via suplex.

Where to begin. Im gonna need to think about this one for a bit. Too many.

Oh....well...there is Felicia and then there is Daeo.

Hm....

I'm going to have to come back to this, there is a lot to tell and a lot of details to delve into.

LOL!

I don't really do murder, but when do it's clean and for a good cause.

Meh, I killed them, but after that I decided to go burn down the Thalmor embassy just for the hell of it. Now you have a problem if an Imperial Legate happens to be the Dragonborn and they decide to kill the Stormcloak leaders just before burning down the Thalmor embassy just for the hell of it, just look at my Khajiit Dragonborn's quote in my signature to see what I am talking about.

I don't know why one would want to destroy a building. It takes time to make it. Much time.

I forgot to mention that I was on the back of a dragon when I did it.

Gotta give credit to the Thalmor, they are superior in only two ways and those are dying, and being burnt to death.

Oh and lets not forget that guy who went crazy due to Ahzidal, I killed him, dead thralled him, and killed him again before taking his body to the ocean and dumping it there . . .

after dragging it all the way through Raven Rock.

*sips canis root tea with the most superior mortal on all Nirn*

Bonus points: Who am I referring too, the hint is the tea.

I actually just started a new character and she's my first evil one. I used live another life (left for dead) to start her and was dropped in the southern part of Eastmarch. After looting the khajiit caravan driver for an old dagger, she promptly turned around and there was a farmer walking down the road. She leapt at him and cut him to shreds and looted a quarterstaff and a loaf of bread. She headed up the road a tick and coming at her is an adventurer/wanderer and commenced to beat him to a pulp with the looted quarterstaff. She looted his gear and an iron sword as well. Just south of Shor's Stone she ran across 3 stormcloaks and cut them to shreds with the looted sword. Finally she made it to Riften and went to the Bee and Barb, sat down ate her bread and bought an ale.
Not bad for the first 10 minutes of a new character, at least for me.

Neloth?