Your Dragon Virginity : V - Skyrim

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:38 pm

Whatever I have in my hands, probably the dragon...

wait you're talking about your first dragon KILL?

:ermm:

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:50 am

Bow shots to the faces, I wanna feel like Legolas did when he took down the Oliphant.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:01 pm

How will I lose my dragon virginity?

Against my will.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:42 am

A mix or conjuation, some magic and a sword.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:06 pm

Shoot it with my arrows till it flies close enough to chop it up with an axe ^_^

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:14 pm

How will I lose my dragon virginity?

Against my will.

You mean you wouldn't consent?

Prude.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:10 pm

Your Dragon Virginity puts up strong opposition versus Old People's Naked Bodies for thread title of the year. Can it pull it off? Tune in and find out!

Wait, what? :turtle:

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:19 pm

My dragon virginity!

That will be terrible! Your fighting the dragon then...then....*shivers* I NEED A advlt!!!!...Oh wait I am a advlt.

Either way to answer your question OP it will be with Dual Swords, since that will be my Dragonborn's weapon preference

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:52 am

You know, I was expecting a lot more sixual innuendos/jokes coming in here.

side note: for some reason killerdudee's post(#29) sounds dirty to me for some reason, lol.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:15 pm

My dragon virginity! That will be terrible! Your fighting the dragon then...then....*shivers* I NEED A advlt!!!!...Oh wait I am a advlt.

Either way to answer your question OP it will be with Dual Swords, since that will be my Dragonborn's weapon preference

You've never really lived life until you've pleasured a flying dinosaur.

You know, I was expecting a lot more sixual innuendos/jokes coming in here.

side note: for some reason killerdudee's post(#29) sounds dirty to me for some reason, lol.

Your wish has been granted.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:40 pm

You've never really lived life until you've pleasured a flying dinosaur.

Rule 34 on Dovahkiin and Alduin?

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OH DEAR GOD, MY EYES!

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:31 am

Reminds me of the 'dragon-on-dragon action' a journalist wrote about.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:34 am

How will I lose my dragon virginity?

Like a champ

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:27 pm

Is it wrong that the title of the thread gave me a b.....oh..nevermind its gone.

I'll use my good ol' sword! Maybe a spell or two or a combination of whatever is in my arsenal.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:46 am

Another....DRAGON, because they sometimes travel in small groups.

Ooo nice :hubbahubba:

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:09 am

My dragon cherry will probably be popped by flames and knives. Knife-like teeth anyway. I don't expect to survive my first dragon encounter :cryvaultboy:

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:05 pm

Another....DRAGON, because they sometimes travel in small groups.

By the Nine! Can't a Dovahkiin get any rest!!

I wonder how many people will go at a dragon with their bare fist and naked.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:48 pm

By the Nine! Can't a Dovahkiin get any rest!!I wonder how many people will go at a dragon with their bare fist and naked.

CORRECTION, by the eight and the one!

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDtqAKJ20c4&feature=related

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:26 pm

i will poke and prod at it until it bleeds out internally

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:58 am

i will poke and prod at it until it bleeds out internally

Edit: sorry double post :banghead:

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:11 pm

How will I lose my Dragon virginity?

Dragon Gang Bang. Can't avoid it. Just gotta get it over with. I'll get my revenge one day. XDDDD

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:43 pm

''Smash its skull in'' ill be playing a pure warrior with two handed blunts, so itll be harder for me because i wont be using any ranged weapons, thus comes the problem if that [censored] starts flying <.<

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:06 am

Hide in the woods and kill it with a constant onslaught of zombies and skeletons.

» Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:03 am

Hide in the woods and kill it with a constant onslaught of zombies and skeletons.

Not a bad strategy, although lets hope the dragon will go for the monster and not the caster like some monsters in oblivion.