Would you like me to make you some Tea Sets for Oblivion Hyamentar?

It cannot be done.
My Oblivion is trapped in the Xbox 360. Only my Morrowind is liberated to enjoy the bounties of the intertubes.

A shame. I had such dreams for Sheogorath's realm... Tea trees. Rivers of Tea. Simple quests to water plants with Tea. Tea rain. "Would you like some tea, Champion? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY. THIS PLANT WANTS IT MORE."

:(

Such a shame... Oblivion has so much better physics properties, and texture type support, as well as better shaders...... A morrowind teaset would just not do.
You cant fool me though. You wanted to see Sheogorath in a 13/15ths top hat, forcing Haskill to pour tea while dressed in a rabbit costume.

I have many. So I'll list them. The Top Zibidy Ten.

The Nerevarine - Becuase, we're awesome aren't we?

If we can't use PC characters then, here's my proper list;

General Nerevar - Becuase, it's all about him in the end.
Dagoth Ur- One of Beth's greatest characters. Glimpses of a once great man tragically given too much power.
Vivec- Just becuase.
Sheogorath- He's awesome... But Beth what were you thinking? Not one cup of Tea did I see him drink, or anyone! ... EPIC FAIL.
Divayth Fyr- His conversations with Sotha Sil and his journey to Cyrodiil make him awesome.
Jagar Tharn- Knows how to get things done.
Tiber Septim- True to his word, let Morrowind do what it wants, and didn't use Numidium against Vivec.
Almalexia- Goddess in bed, obviously.
Sotha Sil- Did much we don't see or hear about, but what he did do was interesting and sublime.
Versidue-Shae- Open the door, noone's going to kill you!

You should've been able to summon Haskill to pour Tea for you. A well needed beverage, anytime, anywhere.

Simply because I see an opportunity to link this awesome piece of art again:
http://chorrol.com/files/167/snowskadi-morrowind_days.jpg

I never understood the flying Guar... Please tell me!

There is a pub/hostel in Mournhold called "The Winged Guar"

Hmmm....

Divayth Fyr(sp?) because he's got nice stuff for stealing and is a great source of information.

Sheogorath because the books related to him are awesome; and he was pretty cool both before being crazy(Daggerfall) to completely insane(MW/OB).

Azura because, great statue, and Azura's Star is very, very useful.

Uhmmm...I'm losing my train of thought so that's it :facepalm:

Azura has KICK booty flower gardens in her realm, or so I am told.

My favourite 2 characters from ES lore are Sheogorath (obviously, who doesn't like him?) and Kagrenac, for pretty much setting up the entire story of Morrowind and providing us with an interesting mystery (the disappearance of the dwemer)

Mad props to Cyrus the Restless, says I. Honorable mention to Therris, of The Real Barenziah fame.

Mad props to Cyrus the Restless, says I. Honorable mention to Therris, of The Real Barenziah fame.

Pardon me for asking, but why Therris? Getting with Barenziah isn't much of an accompishment.

How many other people became famous for bestiality in bars?

How many other people became famous for bestiality in bars?

Alessia, but I guess that wasn't in a bar. And Uncle Crassius Curio. But that wasn't in a bar either, was it. Oh, Oh, Oh, the Khajiit the Nerevarine can strike up a romance in Pelagiad. She was in a bar, and my Nerevarine was Dunmer. Bestiality. :foodndrink:

No. no, no no NO NO NO NO!
"Beastiality" is when one does it with ANIMALS!

Kajiit are NOT animals!
What you are describing is "Inter-racial!"

Get it RIGHT!