Then Therris doesn't count either. But Alessia still counts. She did it with a bull. That's beastiality.

Yes, and no---------- He was Et'Ada.

But Therris isnt a "beast"--- Even if he was a Senche Raht--- he STILL wouldnt be a "Beast"---- No different if she bedded an Orc.
Now, if she went out and found a COW or something, THAT would be beastiality.

No. no, no no NO NO NO NO!
"Beastiality" is when one does it with ANIMALS!

Kajiit are NOT animals!
What you are describing is "Inter-racial!"

Get it RIGHT!

Alessia, but I guess that wasn't in a bar. And Uncle Crassius Curio. But that wasn't in a bar either, was it. Oh, Oh, Oh, the Khajiit the Nerevarine can strike up a romance in Pelagiad. She was in a bar, and my Nerevarine was Dunmer. Bestiality. :foodndrink:

Edit: Between bestiality and necrophilia, Tamriel has some weird sixual practices.

A person of a human race is a human. A person of an elven race is an elf. A person of a beast race is a ____________(fill in the blank).

You got me on that one. Now we only need to find out about the velcro effect.

Yeah. If they are incompatable to breed, they are interspecies, and therefor bestiality. I think both elves and men are elnofoney (sp?) so, the same.

Rather surprised with all the love for Vivec. Though it has been some time since I last played Morrowind, every single one of my characters couldn't stand the...thing. His recent actions give even more reason for my characters to scorn and dislike him.

Everyone loves Vivec because he's a shining example of what a mortal can become. A chocolate/vanilla split of ambiguous gender who goes around symbolically [censored] his own witnesses and unbalancing the fabric of time.

For the love of Shor, what's with all this talk of Vehk being a rapist.

In Trial of Vivec, he shoves the um... muatra into Azura's mouth.

The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec: Sermon Fourteen
Vivec lay with Molag Bal for eighty days and eight, though headless. In that time, the Prince placed the warrior-poet's feet back and filled them with the blood of Daedra. In this way Vivec's giant-form remained forever harmless to good earth. The Pomegranate Banquet brought many spirits back from the dead so that the sons and daughters of the union had much to eat besides fruit.

The Duke of Scamps came while the banquet was still underway, and Molag Bal looked on the seven pennants with anger. The King of [censored] had become necessary and therefore troubled for the rest of time. His legions and Kh-Utta's fell into open war, but the children of Molag Bal and Vivec were too elaborate in power and form.

The Duke of Scamps therefore became a lesser thing, as did all his own children. Molag Bal said to them: 'You are the sons of liars, dogs, and wolf-headed women.' They have been useless to summon ever since.

The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'

So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of [censored]'s so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.

Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:


'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'

Then that stretch of badlands that had been the site of the marriage fragmented and threw fire. And a race that is no more but that was terrible at the time to behold came forth. Born of the biters, that is all they did, and they ran amok across the lands of Veloth and even to the shores of Red Mountain.

But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of [censored]. And so he sent Molag Bal tumbling into the crack of the biters and swore forever that he would not deem the King beautiful ever again.

Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA, which is Milk Taker, and even the Chimeri mystics knew his fury. Anyone struck by Vivec at this time turned barren and withered into bone shapes. The path of bones became a sentence for the stars to read, and the heavens have never known children since. Vivec hunted down the biters one by one, and all their progeny, and he killed them all by means of the Nine Apertures, and the wise still hide theirs from Muatra.
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Vivec is a pompous ass who I was glad to put in place...

Thats what he gets for using godhood as armor.

Yes I know that quote, and it mentions nothing about Muatra other than it being a spear created by way of Molag Bal's Daedric design.

In short, he [censored] THEM TO DEATH.

Apparently you didnt read in context.
Spear is a euphemism for [censored], and Aperture is a euphemism for a bodily orifice.

In other words, vivec bit off part of Molag Bal's "Organ", and used it to make his own more dangerous.

He the used it with reckless abandon to slay all his hybrid children he spawned with Bal, by means of their 9 orifices.

In short, he [censored] THEM TO DEATH.

For the love of Shor, what's with all this talk of Vehk being a rapist.