Your Favorite Courier Quote : Fallout: New Vegas

» Wed May 09, 2012 2:59 pm

"Is it safe for me to enter Nellis?"
"Sure, just run as fast as you can and flail your arms about."

Thats it right there good times and some of the stuff that comes out of veronicas mouth is priceless

» Wed May 09, 2012 8:25 pm

"Do you EVER stop talking?" -Courier to the incredibly long winded Chief Hanlon

» Wed May 09, 2012 9:33 am

I couldn't possibly say a single quote, so I'll just do the whole situation.

~~The woman who had the incident with a Fiend, she's also a 1st Recon unit (Completely forgot her name, starts with a~~
Betsy, that's the one.

Betsy: "Girl, you're some grade-A poon, anyone ever told you that?"
Courier: "[Chezze La Femme] Only all the time."

Such a boss.

» Wed May 09, 2012 11:55 am

[Science failed] *Shows middle finger*

» Wed May 09, 2012 10:55 am

"This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant [censored]bots."

"What's a Chicago?"

"Hey, what are you doing here?"
I'm taking this basket of cakes to my grandmother's house."

"What the hell?! You're that Courier that Benny shot in Goodsprings! You're supposed to be dead!"
"OOOooooooOOOOooh! I'm a GHOOOOOOOOOST!"

OR

"I got better."

Actually just found a website that lists a bunch of good ones:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/FalloutNewVegas

» Wed May 09, 2012 5:23 pm

WTF I've never seen this! I wanna see this!!

Recruiting Cass usually requires high skill checks, but the highest one (Barter 75) has the best pay off in sheer hilarity. You challenge your team's resident http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAlcoholic to a drinking contest. Depending on your character's Endurance stat, you get wildly different dialogue (this section in fact has the most dialogue options and voiced acting from one dialogue tree choice in the game).
Beating her with 10 Endurance is freaking hilarious as she's bested http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible
Cass: Enough! All fi- fou- ... ALL OF YOU! [censored]. I'm [censored]in' wasted and you're just sitting there.

If you tie her in the bout, there's a bunch of different options.

The Courier: I love you and your little hat.
Cass: Aww, ain't that sweet.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InVinoVeritas:
The Courier: Mmmmmwhen ah firsmet you, ahmm thought you werem the mmmbiggestmm mm[censored] in the world.

» Wed May 09, 2012 11:55 am

Dr usagani: I sell implants

courier(with low intelligence):You sell plants?

» Wed May 09, 2012 8:17 am

The name is [insert character name here].

Cheers

» Wed May 09, 2012 11:04 pm

When first finding Private Halford in Camp Guardian caves:
::raises arms:: Ooga Booga Booga!

Cracks me up every time!

» Wed May 09, 2012 11:55 pm

"Go ahead. You're probably going to impregnate me anyway."*

[Female Courier Only]

*paraphrased

» Wed May 09, 2012 4:13 pm

Is that all you've got, Robot?

» Wed May 09, 2012 5:45 pm

Dr usagani: I sell implants

courier(with low intelligence):You sell plants?

Her eply is pretty funny too "I recommend the smarter one"

Also

"Me help shoulders make mirrors warm"