Your Favorite Courier Quote

Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:32 pm

Was just playing New Vegas, after a Skyrim Binge. Noticing all the humorus dialouge options the courier can say.

My favorite is

"More Complications, just what I need!"
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Olga Xx
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:23 pm

If you have 3 intelligence you can say this to someone in Helios:


"me hungry, look for food, you have food?"
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Lynette Wilson
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 12:11 am

Most of the failed skill checks are gold
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Khamaji Taylor
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:35 am

No, seriously. [censored] you.
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Annick Charron
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:00 pm

Mr. Fantastic

"The entire NCR is svckling my teats and it feels ~So Good~" LOL


Not from the Courier, but still my favorite quote.
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Ian White
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:43 am

Him/her telling Mr. House that he's, uh, "chip outta luck". That always cracks me up, but then I've always had a weakness for bad puns.
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Jacob Phillips
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:30 pm

Most of the failed skill checks are gold

I am going to have to agree with this one.

They tend to be funny a majority of the time.
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Stat Wrecker
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:57 pm

Oh yeah, you can also say to a boomer:

"I love it when I throw a grenade and it goes *BANG*"
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Andrea Pratt
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:29 pm

Most of the failed skill checks are gold

+1 .Shame that skyrim ain't that funny , as it tries to be as serious as possible. Too bad that I borrowed new vegas to a friend .
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An Lor
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:39 pm

No, seriously. [censored] you.
Thats the Lone Wanderer.

"1C 3C R34 M"
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Lifee Mccaslin
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 6:37 pm

*stare at him silently*
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Cool Man Sam
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:38 pm

The lie you tell Margerette when you lie that you eat people too. Her reaction is hilarious.
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JUDY FIGHTS
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:45 pm

Thats the Lone Wanderer.

"1C 3C R34 M"

Is that the bypass to get onto The Strip for free? I don't know my favorite quote; too many great ones.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:48 pm

Is that the bypass to get onto The Strip for free? I don't know my favorite quote; too many great ones.
Yes, but it requires an 80 Science to successfully pass.
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Silencio
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 7:40 pm

Aye, thanks. It looked familiar. I know there's quite a few funny Cass reply's. Don't remember them off my heart though.

"Montana? Oh god, you wouldn't happen to be 17 would you?"

That made me crack up the first time I heard it.
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Chloé
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:18 pm

Its used to bypass the REPCONN HQ Security bots as well. House has a thing for Ice Cream.
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helen buchan
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:46 pm

When your talking to the Lonesome Drifter with the Lady Killer perk, after he says he's from Montana:

"Oh god, you're not eighteen are you?"
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Brooke Turner
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:23 pm

When your talking to the Lonesome Drifter with the Lady Killer perk, after he says he's from Montana:

"Oh god, you're not eighteen are you?"

It's seventeen I think. :biggrin: I still don't get how he can mistake him for being seventeen; have you seen the size of that mustache? What kind of seventeen year old has that... I perceived it as him being sarcastic. As for my favorite character quote it's gotta be one of Fantastic's lines. The guys idiotically hilarious.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:06 am

Most of the failed skill checks are gold

"Is it safe for me to enter Nellis?"
"Sure, just run as fast as you can and flail your arms about."
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Kellymarie Heppell
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 7:09 pm

"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!!"
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Yung Prince
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:52 pm

Most Terrifying Presence speeches.

Ex: "I will cast down your Codex and bask in the agony of those who hold it dear".

This also doesn't have to do with the Courier specifically but I like all dialogue involving Silus.

Favorite one: You too tense. It wrinkle your nice face.
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naana
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:55 pm

"Alright, lets rock!"
When telling Gomorrah to go [censored] themselves!
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:45 am

Cass's reaction when you're playing a female character, have Cherchez le Femme, and respond the right way to her comments.
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Tom
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 5:51 pm

Most Terrifying Presence speeches.

Ex: "I will cast down your Codex and bask in the agony of those who hold it dear".
Haha yeah. I love the one that goes "take your spine and beat you to death with it". So terribly and hilariously evocative.
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Aaron Clark
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:53 am

It's seventeen I think. :biggrin: I still don't get how he can mistake him for being seventeen; have you seen the size of that mustache? What kind of seventeen year old has that... I perceived it as him being sarcastic. As for my favorite character quote it's gotta be one of Fantastic's lines. The guys idiotically hilarious.

I have a cousin who's 28 but lost all of his hair and grew a goatee, he looks to be in his late 40s. Maybe he just didn't assume he would look his age.

And you're right, its seventeen.

"Is it safe for me to enter Nellis?"
"Sure, just run as fast as you can and flail your arms about."

That was a good laugh.
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