As the title says, what's your favorite Morrowind quote you've heard in dialogue or from random passers-by? I think every Morrowind player probably has some memorable one-liner that they'll never forget. Mine has to be: "Join the legion! See the world! Freeze your [censored]!" from the fort frostmoth guards on Solstheim. The perfect example of it's funny because it's true!

I don't remember the exact line, but the Argonian that runs the dock at Fort Frostmoth on Solstheim mournfully saying all he wants are shoes to keep his feet warm was absolutely hilarious, given beast races in Morrowind couldn't wear footwear.

"We're watching you, scum!"

Maybe not my favourite, but the one that I always chuckled at is that Khajiit in Khuul "Hurry, hurry! Last boat to Solstheim! Until the next one. Hah-ha-hah." His other quote, when he spits at slaughterfish, is also hilarious.

I've always loved Azura's closing speech:

...that or Uncle Sweetshare's song

Some of the stuff Caius says is pretty funny, and just Crassius Curio in general. (PS He's ---)