No! No no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

I refuse to believe this.

No.

Mommy..

its true. I think it was a mod glitch, but it was distorted like enemies are if you have "TCL" active. It just layed there halfway through the floor. After the game froze, I reloaded my save in the other cell, came back in and it was dead. Gave me a quick laugh though, a distorted blob yelling "WE ARE THE FUTURE!"

*rocks back and forth*

It's not real. It's not real. It's not real...

Of course it's not real, silly. It's a GAME. XD

Yeah, they don't move or anything, just yell like a super mutant. The game crashes if you attack them.

I tried to resurrect one on my last playthrough :hehe:

Beam me up, Fawksy!

*facepalm* You are a bad, bad man.

Green Raiders.
It seems every second female raider I encounter has green skin... :blink:

Failed super mutants.

That explains a few things..

Or the Hulk. I can iimagine a raider chick with a mohawk saying "You dont like me when Im angry!"

It's not really a WTF moment its just a.... "Duuuhhhh..." Ok so Raider chicks have that skimpy armor sometimes right? Yes, you can see their back and stuff (same with men) and somehow they are wearing a white shirt under that??

"I don't like you any time, lady!"

So one time I was at the Mall in D.C. and I had just cleared out the trenches of super mutants. I had never been to the Museum of History before, so I talked to the ghoul outside. When the dialogue was over, it had me facing opposite of the museum. All of the sudden, a super mutant comes flying in the sky from over whatever building is on the other side and proceeds to fly behind me. I turned around and it was hanging from a ledge by one arm on the museum. And it was dead. o_o It was really weird. It's still there, actually. xD

Oh, here's another.
But it's a spoiler, so..

Three "Wtf's?" today.

I was on my way to Rivet City, traveling along the Potomac River, when I got to the area outside of the Super Mutant fortification and saw a dead BoS Initiate. I saw that he had Flamer so I went down to the water's shore where he was at to collect the weapon and his Holotag, when 6 Mirelurks just beyong his body rose to the top of the water from out of nowhere, all facing the same direction and almost in single file. They looked like they were being hung from a point on their backs, because their arms and legs were just hanging straight down like they were suspended from something. They were all dead, and occasionally they would reach down with one arm or another or tilt forward. It was kinda freaky, wtf?

I went into the Super Mutant fortification to get myself some blood samples from them, and it was down to me and a Overlord. I knocked his Gatling Laser from his hands and was in VATS letting him feel the burn with my flamer, when he tried to pimp slap me! He actually reared back, then let loose an open hand slap on my characters face. WTF?

Finally just outside of Rivet City I see Lucky Harith and his caravan, followed by a Aqua Pura caravan walking towards me. He had been standing in front of Megaton which I had just started my journey from, I sold some stuff to him. I ran the whole way to Rivet City through the shortest route I know of, and only stopped to fight once. And he gets to Rivet City before I did? WTF!?!?

I was following a Rivet City caravan when they walk around. We got attacked by Super Mutants. One had a minigun, and it was chasing me and the caravan leader after it killed Caravan Guard. Well, this was a total WTF: another Super Mutant above us, on a bridge, jumped down. When he was just about to hit the ground, he launched a missile launcher! Well, he killed another Super Mutant, himself, that 2-headed cow, and the caravan leader. Only I survived, but I lost lot of health too. That was kinda massacre.

Where's mah caps?!

Lol word.

ALL HAIL OVERLORD KIKAI.

Sorry I haven't been to the page lately. Super Mutant Master Verisco only just recently got back from vacation in Point Lookout. Verisco has boat lag .

Boat lag.. it happens to the best of us, man :friendly pat on the back:

you just inspired you to add Mr. t into my game somehow...

THat happened to me with an Enclave Hellfire trooper at Adams air force base. He was suddenly green. BUt when I picked him up and moved him he went back to the typical color.

And personally, I htink it'd be awesome an lulzy to have Mr T in FO3.

Anyway, My WTF moment was in the presidential metro. I was busy killing sentry bots with my Shishkebab (tip: melee weapons, especially the SHishkebab, are surprisingly effective against sentry bots. Try it some time.), and right when I think they're all dead, two more COME THU THE FRIKIN WALS, like ghosts, and attack me. :shocking:

A pretty wtf/awesome thing just happened. I was creeping around Georgetown North with my heavy incinerator and stumbled down an alley way full of Super Mutants and the variants, well after I took them out I noticed a mutant master with a missile launcher standing on the balcony of a building about 4 stories up and we start exchanging blows. I decide not to use VATs until the killshot and so Im pretty low on health cause this guy is just raining down missiles on me, so I just engulf the building in flames and with my last few shots I enter VATs and fire away. The camera switches to the mutants over-the-shoulder POV and you see me crouching down in the alleyway and these great balls of fire heading start for his head and BOOM, his body ignites into flames and he goes flying a good 20-30 feet in the air, soaring off the balcony and smacking the concrete below. I was pleased

They're coming outta the walls, man.. they're comming outta the $%^#%&# walls!

When I forgot to save and ... the game crashes.. THATS my What the [censored]!

I killed a Behemoth and it flung 20+ feet in the air.