Live, flesh and blood in game personal assistant, your servant requesting an appointment from one of the more well-heeled members of TESO.

For a modest weekly stipend, I shall walk one step behind your shadow, or 3 steps ahead, or beside you, or in any class role or function of your choosing or slightest whim.

I am able to perform any of the trinity roles or hybrids

I am able to perform any crafting role

I am able to pack mule

I am able to PvP or PvE or both.

I am recently laid off and am interested in becoming a full time gaming assistant

I can work 12 hour days, split shift and weekends.

I have 8 years experience in mmo's playing several well known titles,

The only deal breaker I have is people who incessantly talk about the wow. I would not be able to suffer that, nor be willing to subject myself to it.

If interested you may contact me by personal message on these forums

pls only serious inquiries.

sincerely yours,

(insert name here) yes, that is correct you may also if you wish, choose the name of your personal assistant.

for a modest weekly stipend I will allow you to be my personal assistant! <3

Is this for real? What server are you going to be on?

Internet stalkers sure are getting clever.

Pretty sure this is against the rules or something.

i feel like once i gave you my stuff i'd never see you again

Can I pay you with in game currency?

OP might say,

“I am sworn to carry your burdens.” (unenthusiastic voice)

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Lydia

pretty sure some of your imaginations are overworked to assume I'm up to no good, quite the opposite I am a professional of the utmost integrity and manners.

However if you should wish to employ me RP'ing as a nefarious n'eer'donewell then yes, I can be that also.

So, pretty much an escort service? Do you Ring of Mara?

Kidding... good luck with your venture!

I once gave Lydia some of my good Daedric gear and she buggered off back to cloud ruler temple, and she is an NPC!

Yeah, good luck with both sides on this one.

Yes can ring of mara if requested.

As for the characters in this thread impugning mine, they can all die in a fire.

You should patent this idea, you may be onto something as it sounds like you aren't suggesting "power leveling", just "getting things done" for people

Good luck! Also, hope you find a job in the real world too as well, sorry about you being laid off .. seriously svcks