I hear the survival rates for them are pretty low. Wonder why...

Enchanter.

A rare instance where normal human/oids and abominations actually come to agreement?

I think I would be a whaler based out of Windhelm who originally trained to be an alchemist and has no idea how he ended at this point in his life.

I've actually RP'd a character very similar to that haha...

I would work for those Khajiit travelling caravans. Spend my time listening to great stories about their homeland and also see the sights of Skyrim.

Dwemer Researcher.

collection and recoveries credit services adviser

looking at the mortality rate in Skyrim , i'd say undertaker

This is or alchemist if you wanna get rich

I'd use you for a particular NPC problem in Raven Rock.

I will open a shop and sell what people call junk but i call them treasures, and i have everything to sell, if i have a brother, i sell him in seconds

Empire killer, vampire killer, explorer; all the other stuff: alchemist, archer, thief, wizard, are just means to those ends. If you're an Imperial or a supporter of the Empire out of Cyrodil, you are dead. If you are a vampire, you are dead (again). If you are an undiscovered site, consider yourself plundered.

Trash Collector. I would go around collecting arrows and other items that adventurers carelessly leave behind.

To prevent Nirn from freezing up.

Innkeeper, shopkeeper or scholar/mage. If I play my cards right, I might be able to a job as a steward somewhere.

(Jobs I have or have had IRL mostly have been in shops, restaurants/pubs or administration, but I have a degree in archaeology and a deep fascination for magic.)

Explorer, warrior and merchant. I'd love to travel to strange lands like Pyandonea or Thras and see what's there, and also recover some rare loot and sell it back in Skyrim. I doubt I'd have any money issues doing that, so I'd only worry about my adventures.

i would first kill Heimskr than take up his job and shout all day long

A pirate.

Yohohoho it's the pirates life for me

Telvanni Sorcerer

can I pick race too? I want to be a Dunmer, natural born Telvanni Dunmer.