typically Kaji, as I play a cat
Or
Number1
Number2 because Number1 fell off a cliff
Number3 because Number2's player just couldn't handle all of the fancy button mashing
Number4 because , well, Number3 tried his player's fast travel dragon shout thingy.....and missed
Number5 because, I put the game on the shelf for a few months wheil the house got a new roof and .....
Well, you get the picture
ALTHOUGH
If I try somethign new (gasp) and go with a Nord, he'd be modled after Hagar the Horrible