this girl i like, called me over and she is super light and she likes to be lifted, i lifted her up and put her over my shoulder and we tumbled down
i rolled over and said "So we still on for dinner" she hasnt talked to me since 2 xD

to many to list,

i knocked over my fence in a riding lawn mower, a couple years back

my sophomore year, I was going to be all cute and surprise my girlfriend by going up behind her and throwing my arms around her stomach. I had forgotten at that moment that she was very clumsy, and we ended up falling right in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch (the busiest the cafeteria gets) right in front of everybody..... I banged my head pretty hard and didn't get up for awhile, but she was up and just kind of left me there... We are still dating though! haha

Also another moment- One of my girlfriend's friends took my hat and went onto a bump of dry grass in the middle of a field. The bump was surrounded by mud, and squishy grass because it had snowed the night before and it was finally melting. I thought I would be super cool if I jumped over the puddle, snagged the hat, and then jumped back over really quick... Well... I jumped a little too short and I fell flat on my back in the mud... I got my hat back, but everyone saw it, and I was very miserable the rest of the day. haha

To many to name. :facepalm:

About 50% of my life :whistling:

Two Worlds II for PS3, hmm looks good...

Lots of them, mostly involving things I can't talk about on this forum :whistling:

Was closing the car door (I was outside the car) and slammed it into my thigh, which was in between the door and the car. :facepalm:

Every time im on this forum past 1049PM and post.

Every time I walked around middle school unaware of a note on my back.

Making a typo whilst changing the password for my only laptop account and pasting it into the "confirm password" bar.

The pop-top lid to a can of Clam Chowder is sharp...nuff said. Either put it in the garbage or recycle either way don't leave them laying around.

Too many lately to count. I don't get enough sleep with an injured spouse and trying to keep up with work and chores.
I shouldn't even be on the pc, have so much to do.

Nearly cutting my finger off, accidentally giving myself stigmata, rubbing my eyes after using chilli powder...


Most of my mishaps are cooking related. Apart from the time I nearly killed myself on an ocean reef.

There are alot of stupid moments throughout the years and don't know which one to start off with.

My entire life has been a stupid moment. BUT I [censored] LOVE IT!!!!!

this was me in october of last year

"Fable 3 is going to be so awesome! All the new additions might make the game amazing again!"

Me in november:

"....are you kidding me?"

How did you manage to almost cut your finger off?

That is hilarious with your avatar.

Lets race our cars down a mountain road! (Honda Civic @ 90 mph. Mountain road)

We can zip line down from this tower! (OOPS....The rope will stretch when weight is applied...You land short)

I don't understand why I'm still alive.

playing and finishing Terminator Salvation :facepalm:

Today I tore apart my living room looking for my cellphone. I flipped every piece of furniture over took all the cushions off the couch. I spent literaly 2 hours looking for it only for it to be siting on the endtable right infront of me.

-Oh hey, the sims pet edition. Bet that'd be fun!
-Drinking grease. Cooking grease after it had done been used. Oh god I puked so much, not to mention how much diarrhea occurred.
-Getting a facebook account recently. Not sure what I was thinking.

Hey maybe when you get around to changing motor oil some time you can one up yourself?




grease and oil are natural lubricants in any case
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also I believe the injuries thread is floating around. See injuries thread.

In my defense, I had set the glass of grease right beside my siera mist. And I didn't look when I grabbed.

I hurt my arm jumping backwards out of a swing; stupidity on my end. I went home complaining of pain, but my mom said "It's not like it's broken; take out the garbage." After a week of pain which refused to subside, my dad took me to get an x-ray and it was discovered that I had fractured one of the bones in my forearm; stupidity on my mom's end.