1. Harold! ("Jealous? His name is Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely. Hehe, just kiddin'. His name is Bob!")
EDIT: 2. Enclave Drill Sergeant. ("The truth is, that you have lost expensive army issue EQUIPMENT, and that's coming out of your PAYYY, and you willstayinthisguardpostuntilyouare fiiiiiiivehundredandtenyearsold, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay Mk.II Power Combat Armor!")
3. Melting enemies after tasting some plasma