Your WTF Moments in Skyrim #16

Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:55 am

So I recently installed http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/49038/? and was doing some dungeon crawling with Serana and Teldryn. We went into Geirmund's Hall to loot the place. As I was killing the skeevers I hear "Hey! You could've just asked". I turn around and Teldryn was getting up off the ground after apparently having been bit by Serana. I couldn't help it I cracked up.

EDIT: We just stepped into the Vilemyr Inn and she did it again. Poor Teldryn Sero I didn't mean for him to become Serana's vampire happy meal when i asked him to follow me. :rofl:

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Carolyne Bolt
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:36 pm

What woman can keep her hands and lips off Teldryn LOL

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SEXY QUEEN
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:58 pm

:lol: And interesting, because I just read about that mod and wondered if Serana would bite my other current followers Vilja or Marcurio if I installed it, but the description says she won't feed on friends... I guess Teldryn's not her friend, then! :P

Hmm. Maybe I should give it a try. She keeps giving Marc those hungry stares...

Dat Dunmer blood :liplick:

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:08 pm

Yesterday I was playing around with a character, testing out some mods and console commands.

Apparently, I learned that attacking Hemming and Maven Black-Briar does not yield the player a bounty in Riften. :twirl:

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Richard Dixon
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:34 am

It's a fun mod but be careful with it. After about the third time she bit him Teldryn got pissed and attacked me. I "Harmony'd" everyone down, but he ended up leaving. Not that I blame him though since she couldn't seem to keep her fangs off him. :tongue:

EDIT: Just a quick follow-up about that Bloodthirst mod. After Teldryn bailed I got Alva to tag along with me and Serana. I figured that the two wouldn't attack each other. That actually worked so things were looking up. Anyway, we're all in the Silver-Blood Inn when I noticed Alva sneaking around behind the bar. I watched her creep up to Frabbi and grab a quick snack. Unfortunately, it didn't go unnoticed and a brawl ensued with me dodging attacks because I didn't want to kill anyone. I ran outside and had to cast Harmony again to calm things down so we could exit the main gate. I then decided to go raid a vampire den just to see if I'd get bitten. We went to Broken Fang Cave since there's usually some pretty powerful vamps in there. As soon as I entered the cave and my loading screen cleared I got grabbed by the master vampire and bitten. I mean I didn't even take 2 steps in and <> he was all over me. This is a pretty great mod. :thumbsup:

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:33 pm

Was playing in Falskaar with Hoth and it became dark. Thanks to a werewolf mod I use, my character Valeria is a werewolf without the companions. But at the moment only full moons will trigger her to transform.

I decided to go for a challenge and use her wolf form against a giant camp she had a bounty for. So they wait until dark and Valeria sheds her clothing and transforms into the werewolf in front of Hoth.

No sooner has she finished and howled in his face he says "Save all that talk for the wenches at the taverns ok?"

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El Khatiri
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 7:04 am

So I started a new game, and made an Altmer character. As I was running to the keep in Helgen, I pressed the key that turns 3rd person view on... And unlike every other time, it for whatever reason worked.

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt194/kamrom/heaah.png

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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:08 am

How did they bind your arms, you haven't got any! lol

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Jesus Lopez
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:13 am



Maybe it's better when you don't have vampires as followers. Or at least don't use other followers at the same time. :P


My guess: werewolves are always tagged as males?
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 2:44 pm

Must be lol.

So for memory lane sake I fired up my PS3 and loaded in Skyrim. I can honestly say I have not played Skyrim on the PS3 since getting a PC+Skyrim on it back in the spring of 2012. Obviously no mods to speak of and I'm not even sure what patch its one. 1.5 I think.

Anyway with no Alternate Start mod I am riding the old cart into Helgen. What had me laugh was when the horse thief runs off. The imperial archer draws her bow and puts an arrow straight into the skull of Hadvar's horse. :P Missed the horse thief completely. But either he is scripted to die or there were other archers because he rag dolled down anyway.

Fast forward to the attack from Alduin. I jump out the tower and make my way out of the burning house. And guess who's foot is sticking out of the ground with an arrow clean through it? The horse thief haha.

btw I can't play Skyrim on the controller. Give me a keyboard any day.

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Stacey Mason
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:35 pm

It's honestly more fun to have a vampire follower now. Serana actually acts like a vampire which is something that was missing from vanilla Dawnguard. You just have to keep an eye on her whenever you're in a populated indoor location like an inn. If she starts to sneak around you can interrupt her before she strikes. Or let her feed and make a run for the exit if she gets detected. It hasn't put a bounty on me or anything when she's gotten caught so it's not a big deal. Just don't mix and match your vamps with regular followers. :shrug:

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:05 pm

So I'm on the porch at Drangon's Reach and along comes Alduin, he just hovers for a few moments, kind of looks in, then flies away.

It's just so wierd... and I've been playing since release date. Anyone else had this happen?

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:24 pm

There's no way my La?s is leaving his two best friends behind for Serana's sake, so I guess I'll wait with trying this mod.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:57 am

Any time where npc's are stuck in the ground.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:24 am

Just finished civil war. Wanted to capture Ulfric's soul and use it on the Jagged Crown. Alas, he resists soul trap. :(

Now the WTF part.... I turned Galmar into a Dead Thrall (past level 40 so no Ulfric thrall, sad face again) then fast travelled to White run. Galmar did not show up, but Hadvar did! Now he is following me and Belrand around!! Not sure how to get rid of him yet. Going to save and try some experiments...
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:06 pm

There is a Tuscan type bird that is stuck in a tree by the bridge near riverwood. It doesn't move or anything.

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cheryl wright
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:33 am

That "bird" is a sound generator, I believe.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 3:16 am

my new thief character got caught. Well she is a new thief right? lol Broke into the Battle Born home. No one was home but senior walked in and caught her.

Anyway she has no money so paying her fine was out of the question so off to jail she went. Spawned in the Whiterun jail next to a dead naked bandit. WTF? Not sure why they threw her in jail with a dead bandit. he was empty too... and lying on top of the grate she picked to escape.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 10:51 am

Went to solitude warehouse to get a map i missed. I sneak in plus invisible (shows not detected). Guard warns me 3x then attacks. I kill him and his guard buddy and leave with map. The guard was a good distance away and found me no problem. Xbox
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:28 pm

I find the best way to get that map is to jump into the water and swim to the other side.

But sneak + invisibility? That should have done the trick. What were you wearing? imperial armor? lol

or the goat snitched on you.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 1:24 pm

After umpteen hrs playing I ran into Deep-in-his-cups for the very first time since release. That was a nice surprise.

:yes: I am very happy to inform everyone, that my on-line family is just as nutty as the one I have In RL. Lucia is a little extortionist... Lydia runs around barefooted and Blaise runs around in his skivies. :wallbash: What exactly is it I did wrong? AH well....I'll feel right at home every time Cara walks through the door. :rofl:

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The funny part? My real life son, til the age of 7 would strip off his clothing every time you turned around. I never wore shoes if I could help it and still mostly walk around barefoot.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 2:29 am


:lol:
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 1:14 pm

Very nice coincidence there.

My wtf moment from this weak?

Step 1. turns into werewolf

Step 2. approach guard

Step 3. Guard says this: "It is going to get cold tonight, might want to put some clothes on"

Step 4. kill guard

Step 5. approach civilian

Step 6. Civilian says this: "Put some damn clothes on fool"

Step 7. walk away from civilian

Step 8. facepalm

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 4:05 am

I fast traveled someplace when i was being lazy, a dragon fell from the sky, died when it landed, then another one came to fight me. Why have i NEVER seen two dragon fight? :stare:?

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 2:42 pm

A bounty hunter came up to me and ask if I wanted my bounty cleared. If I said no he attacks me anyways but the thing is. It said "give 0 gold" so there you have it my bounty was cleared for free.
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