Your "WTF" moments? : V - Skyrim

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:06 pm

I was exploring a Dwemer ruin for a quest and an enemy ran at me. Instead of attacking me with a sword, he threw up on me. Then he yelled "Were'nt expecting that were you!?"

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:55 am

So I'm going to Windhelm, right? http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc389/eisoj5/TESV2011-11-1909-14-09-90.jpg I jumped down, 'cause I used to swim around under Vivec all the time when it glitched, and the city looked like http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc389/eisoj5/TESV2011-11-1909-14-51-82.jpg.

It fixed itself about a minute later, but it sure was weird.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:21 am

Playing on master difficulty I was walking down the road and I saw an angornian just standing in the middle of the road. When I approached him he said he was selling skooma for a fair price. Me being a "good" character I said "that sounds illegal". After he heard that he said he can't allow me to run to the gaurds to snitch on him and proceeds to attack me. The thing is he didn't have a weapon so he just ran up with his fist. I was with lydia at the time so I was thinking this guy is really stupid. As I'm getting my weapon out he hits me a couple times and then boom kill animation, He punches me twice then body slams me and I'm dead. I can't believe he killed me with his bare fist that easy. I know it's on master difficulty but unarmed seems to due more damage then it should.Hell, I can't even win bar fights on master difficulty. Well, I thought it was funny anyway so Its not a big deal. What were some of your WTF moments?

the trick to bar fights is to heal with one hand and punch with the other

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:28 am

Had plenty but these two stood out on xbox.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/RavenTd/DSC02916.jpg?t=1321548195

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/RavenTd/DSC02917.jpg?t=1321659595

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:30 pm

My WTF moment came when my wife walked out on me...

WTF ?!!

I just started playing Skyrim !!

:hubbahubba:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:01 am

The Hangover quest with out doubt! :evil:

Oh and Bessie the goat helping me kill a dragon during the above quest.

That's probably the single most hilarious and awesome quest I have ever done. When my character woke up I laughed so hard.

My first encounter with a giant was a brief one. I was lvl ~5 and I saw a giant, so I decided to approach it as I had heard that they were neutral creatures. I stood by it looking at it. It then kicked me in the face and killed me. I couldn't help but laugh.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:43 pm

* Byrnjolf is not going to Ragged Flagon so I can not join Thieves Guild.

* I can't complete a couple of quests because I cleared out quest marker dungeons before I got the quests.

Besides from those, flying mammoths and headless horseman are my real wtf moments.

oh and i forgot to say, a guard reminded me if those are the fur coming out of my ears.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:30 pm

Well i once 1 shotted a giant with Fus-Ro-Dah
And there was this Draugr death lord with insane health who one shotted me with any attack (2-shot when i was a werewolf)
Plus i launched a Graybeard off the side of High Hrothgar accidental when demonstrating Whirlwind sprint

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:05 pm

My WTF moment came when my wife walked out on me...

WTF ?!!

I just started playing Skyrim !!

:hubbahubba:

You mean in real life?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:17 am

Was fighting a dragon on a road when this dude come running to me and starts chatting with me asking me to hold on to some stuff...

"Um dude... I'm kinda busy here" *being blasted to death by a dragon*

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:31 pm

Walked out side of the inn in Riverwood and a Dragon attacked. I'm dual wielding heavy armor type with basically no ranged attack. Whiterun guard nearby pokes the dragon a bit with the bow and I shout at him with Unrelenting Force. Dragon decides to land in the middle of the town. I kill it, absorb the soul, do a few quests, and fast travel back to Riverwood later only to find out that the dragons skeleton causes one Hell of a physics glitch and it tweaks out between the buildings like bodies in between doors do. So now every time I go to Riverwood, there's a giant skeleton of a dragon, flailing about glitchtacular style between buildings.

WTF.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:13 pm

Meeting Sinding just outside Whiterun! You see id only recently hunted him down, shot him full of arrows, hacked him to death and ripped his skin off his back to make some nice armour! He was quite friendly considering what I'd just done to him! Even the Whiterun guards didn't seem to mnd him running about all fur and teeth!
It's the worst bug I've found so far lol!

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:54 pm

The first time an enemy bandit sidestepped my arrow. Still catches me by surprise whenever someone just glides 5+ feet instantly to dodge your shot.

And the first time I got one shot by both a draugr deathlord archer and later when a dragon just walked up and grabbed me for a kill animation at the start of a fight(full hp)

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:19 pm

My first wtf moment was while runing around the country side around whiterun and all of the sudden, without making any noice a dragon just fell down in front of me.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:12 am

I was walking on a road and some outlaw bandits ambushed me and that stupid fugitive tried talking to me at the same time and since it doesn't pause the world anymore I died trying to exit the conversation.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:16 am

Killing a dragon with a single hit! animation and pooof! dragon is dead, soul absorbed.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:50 am

Was on a Stormcloks mission to blackmail some guy from Markarth, I stole the guy's Talos amulet and then confronted him. While we are talking, a guard came in and told me "You're trespassing!" he kept saying it's the last warning bla bla and when the conversation ends with the quest target, guards killed me.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:17 pm

This involves a quest that involves a dog and a daedra, if you haven't done this quest, i advise you don't click the spoiler button. :3

Contains some foul language.

Spoiler

So, i was doing the quest with barbas, and upon starting it he wanted me to follow him, i thought "ok, why not?" considering all i was doing was hunting wolves & deer.
After following him for a while, we hit ol' helgen, the lovely town where i almost lost my head and got fried by a lovely dragon, at which point my mind went from "Ah, so fun" to "Oh [censored] off!".
Barbas, the stupid ol' sod who's apparently blind, felt it neccessary to walk to the right of the big gate and get stuck behind the door as it opened, upon doing this, whenever i closed the door, he'd walk to the middle, but then i'd open it again and the door would push him back, he was stuck like this for almost 40 minutes, and i wasted nearly an hour trying to get the sod out. Waiting didn't work, buggering off and coming back didn't work, he just stood there.

I was beginning to lose hope, so i started wondering around in the destroyed town to see if he'd follow, praying he would, and i was flabbergasted, my prayers were answered! A dragon appeared! Not sure what kicked off in Barbas's little mind, but he felt it prudent to go and attack the dragon, i then thought "Yes! YES!" knowing he'd run back through the door properly once the dragon had died.

I won't go into detail on the next bit, but all i'll say is i instantly thought "To hell with this quest" and walked off and did some others.

To those of you who are slow, yes, Barbas got stuck on the side of the door. AGAIN. WHEN IT WAS WIDE [censored] OPEN.

Stupid AI.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:10 pm

I saw a farmer walking with a cow, spoke to him and he said he was offering the cow as a gift. So I watched him walk to the camp and one of the mammoths flew like 100ft in the air then dropped down unharmed. The giants and mammoths then killed the man, so I slaughtered them :thumbsup:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:00 pm

When I first came to the mage collage and a frost dragon landed in the middle, free soul for me.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:07 pm

using mehrunes razor and ohk'ing three enemies in a row

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:38 am

In ivorstead I was ambushed by a dragon, I was still stuck with Novice level spells so this was going to be a very harrowing fight.

I knew I couldn't win, so I ran into a near-by cave
upon entering I see TWO massive cave bears charging right at me

OH [censored]!

I run back out and am immediately eaten alive by the Dragon\

PS: did you know Dragons can do finishers on you too? I was swallowed whole by one

a definitely "out of the oven and into the frying pan" moment.

Laughing here. Sometimes the only way out of a Skyrim "situation" is into a dragon!
BTW, did you mean to say "Out of the frying pan and into the fire"?
or
Out of the cave and into the flyer...
Still laughing.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:10 pm

When I first came to the mage collage and a frost dragon landed in the middle, free soul for me.

Exact same thing happened to me ahahah

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:55 am

Rode to Whiterun once and there was a giant just standing in the river by the bridge. Didn't move or anything, just stood there and shouted when i got close

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:10 pm

Me thinking: "My character is a HP/defensive beast!"

Boss Bandit: *Inflicts a quarter of my character's HP with a power strike*

Me: "How is that possible.. *smirks* I enjoy an intensive challenge!" :toughninja: