No fishing poles?
How about the fact you never poop?
Its a game.
Yeah, but the bandits have buckets set up in the little boys room.
OT, the rods confused me, especially the intricate reel, must be a dwemer invention.
I'm sure a fishing mini game can be modded in, but I'd rather not stand their waiting for some random dice throw, it should be a challenge reeling them in.