Very much so. :celebrate:

Not at all. Its heavy, kicks like a mule, and is really awkward to use.

When the zompocalypse comes, me, turns-the-page, this isn't my name, teehee:3, solidor, lord elendiir, wandering rogue (I think?), beancan, mighty racoon, supermage and all the other british members have to meet up and kick some zombie butt.

Nah, you should all come here. A place where every kid and their grandma owns a shotgun.

Nah, a cup of Tea is the thinking mans shotgun.

I was gonna vote straight up no, then read the post. If we put all of humanities power and technology (and money) into makes biological weapons im sure its entirely possible.

Because thinking is more important than getting killed?

So, just for clarification purposes, your plan is to logic the zombies to death? Or just throw your tea at them?

I was thinking careful negotiation over a cup of Tea. If that fails, aim for the eyes!

Zombies don't exist.



Yet.

That's why I said (or at least I thought I said) that it's the best if you can obtain one. Besides, depending on the axe, it will probably break down in a few swings, and you would have to deal with a nasty scenario. I mean, what would happen in the axe gets lodged in the zombie, and you can't pull it out. And the odds are unless you are super strong, you won't be able to quickly pull that axe out. It's too risky of a weapon to use.

That's why I think a crowbar would be the ideal weapon of choice. Since it's just a blunt weapon, you don't have to worry about it getting stuck, and since it's just a big old piece of metal, you won't have to worry about it breaking. :wink_smile:

What about something along the lines of a wood chopping axe or fireman's axe? Neither of those would break down after a few swings. Specially if they're made with a strong http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006G4P9K/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_2?ie=UTF8&cloe_id=1e4d4939-f0ed-4378-b324-0fc4ef3252b5&attrMsgId=LPWidget-A2&pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B001FVP47C&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=17HKAY4ZAN6Z5P40TZ78 handle or wood. If you're talking about something like a Battle Axe or something ridiculous like that, then don't even bother because it takes too much energy to swing one of those.

Something small like a wood chopping axe, or fireman's axe would be an ideal weapon if you didn't have a knife or needed something that you could just lodge into their skull... A knife can get stuck in someone, just as easy as an axe could. :wink_smile:

Guys, I'm still going to make the case for a 12-gauge shotgun loaded with strung buck. See, maybe it won't kill the zombies, but the zombies are going to have a hell of a hard time moving around with a hole where their torso used to be, and it'll sever the spinal cord, preventing impulses from going down to the legs, arms if you're lucky.

And trust me, spraying would work. Just you'd need a gun with an extraordinarily high rate of fire, high enough that continuous fire would turn a zombie's legs, or torso, or neck, to mush.

If you are worried about getting an axe stuck you either need to go chop a tree or stick to small arms.

Thanks for the help guys I'm definitely not going to use a Desert Eagle.

My plan is to find a high up place like a tower and snipe any that are close to my "safe zone" with this http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn104-e.htm
and if they get to close or breach my paremeter i'll have these as backup.http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh17-e.htm and http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg15-e.htm

Yes.

Yes, but then you need to wade through a writhing mass of legless zombies. And what's to stop the zombies from dragging themselves towards you with their arms?

The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain.

I'd just chill out in the middle of nowhere. Like Kansas or Oklahoma. Family has a farm in Kansas, so huzzah.

Ew, no! That S&W Pistol, like most S&W Plastic Polymer pistols, are known to jam because they're just not cut out for certain conditions. What you want, is something like a Glock Polymer pistol. They've been called the "Ak-47 of Pistols". Why? Because you can drop a Glock or Ak in the mud, water, sand, dirt, asphalt, or anywhere, and still fire shots off when you pick it back up. It also doesn't have very many parts which is good because if you're cleaning a gun, you don't want many parts to it since your supply of cleaning tools and kits will be limited.



Exactly, what I'm saying. Somewhere that's basically in the middle no nowhere or very out of the way, would be great. Sure you'd probably get some Zombies roaming around every once in a while, but not as much as a city... (Obviously.) I'd personally high tail it to Denver, and hurry into the Rockies where my family's got a family cabin.

I guess if zombies attack I'm heading upstate, preferably out in the middle of nowhere.

Sure, but I will enforce a shoot to kill policy on all zombies. I'm in North west so Trafford center is best for me.

Fixed it. Everything else looks good though am i right? :goodjob:

Well, we can cure rabies, so.... No.

But, if it was possible, they would most likely be the type that you would find in the 28 [time frames] later movies, except they'd look more normal.

No, they are prone to jamming like ALL guns because people dont clean them properly.

Anyways, another reliable pistol is the Beretta 92FS, or the Sig Sauer P226.

They are a lot less likely to jam than a S&W or most pistols in general because they don't need to be cleaned as much as most pistols like S&Ws, Beretta's, or Sig's do. I own a Glock, and I've fired plenty of rounds through that pistol. Never has it once jammed on me or anyone of my friends that I've gone out and shot it with. Glock's are very reliable guns, and if you read into them more, you'll see that they are much more reliable because they have less parts and don't need to be cleaned as much.

And the Sig P226 is alright, but it's frame isn't very strong like most Sig pistol frames are. The Beretta 92FS, which I've had the pleasure of firing many times, is an alright gun, but if you're in the desert like I was, it's prone to jamming a lot. Neither the Beretta 92FS or Sig P226 are good for people living in the desert or dust regions because just a little bit of sand or dust gets into them, and you've got a jam on your hands. It's the Beretta's skeleton slide which brings that fault, I can't remember the Sig's reason why. But I'd choose a Glock to kill Zombies over a Beretta or Sig any day.