What do you think? Do zombies really exist?

Why not? There is aleady something like this: rabbies. All it takes is an upgraded version, some thing affect that your mind and makes you a wild animal. By zombies I don't mean something like Resident Evil, I mean a *disease* that can make you hostile. You don't have to bite others. You attack other like a crazy maniac though you can still bite. You attack everyone around you no matter what AND if you BITE them they get infected to. It's a biological weapon. Do you think it's possible?

Of course, I'm a zombie right when I wake up.

Last time I saw a dead anything move on its own. There is always beer.

Did you by a chance told that on Yahoo! Answers? Do you attack your parents when you wake up?

I'M [censored] SERIOUS!

Nope... i made it up in my head :3

I think you're gonna eat yourself...

PROOF:

Tom Ryan: Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!

C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That [censored] there - that's real.

Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?

C. J.: Yeah.

Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.

Tom Ryan: Uh...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts] What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?

Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!

Tom Ryan: Guys, I'm trying to ask...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts again] So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The [censored] ain't David Copperfield!

Tom Ryan: Uh, guys...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts yet again] Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.

Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.

C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible [censored] right there. You should blog about that.

Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.

C. J.: You do that!

Just ask me about my zombie plan!

You guys, here is the spelling for serious: S-E-R-I-O-U-S! Do you know the meaning or you just want to troll? :stare: Ok, you're VERY funny, is that enough?



Alright, tell me joker... <_<

I'm going to Alaska.

Good but first I'm gonna kill you and then escape to Mars with Ebon Hawk. That way you can't talk anymore! :touched:

Where did you find that? :rofl:

In his innovative mind which will be eaten alive if an outbreak occur. I bet if an outbreak occur, you guyz have less than 10% of survival. :flamethrower:

Scary Movie 4.

Don't worry I play video games so I know I can survives.

Really? Then answer these:

Where is the best place?
What is the best firearm?
What is the best melee weapon?

Depends on your answers... or bias.

Just say the correct answer to these. Or perhaps you surrender?

There is a certain Hebrew who is a zombie.

Walmart
Depends,a 12 gauge shotgun would probably be the best considering the ammo is plentiful,an assault rifle style weapon wouldn't be practical.
Probably an axe,short blade so it would be harder to get it stuck in something,and it also does very well for getting you into places.

Are you using the Gojira Paradox?

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2004/12/09/1260445.htm

1. Good, but not best.
2. Good on short range but best all-rounder is something else.
3. Nope, axe is in middle.

Nice try anyway.



Dunno what's that so I can't answer. Probably insult.

Naw, zombies are fiction. A lot of humbug. Make for a decent enough horror movie, but generally fall flat of trying anything new and interesting in the genre. Fast zombies, I don't like. I like the traditional old shuffling dead that come in throngs of a hundred strong.

As an idea of a biological weapon, it seems utterly insane. You pop one in your enemy's backyard, chances are, the virus or whatnot would spread across borders like crazy. Cue zombie apocalypse. Only a complete moron would use a weapon like that.

Cabelas.